dumb stuff #68

Chips in a bag. They can't get stale can they? Not the little bags that you open once and then ten seconds later the bag is empty...myths. They have an expiration date. I opened my honey-BBQ potato chip bag tonight to find stale chips. What? No stinking way are these stale. I eat more, maybe it was a bad chip. With every bite, the chips increased in stalenicity. So I looked on the bag for a date. Sure enough, Nov 22, 05. Yes, in case you weren't aware that was about two months ago. I am now the proud owner of thirty-three bags of stale chips...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #67

When I was fifteen I wanted to marry a bass player so we could jam together. People told me I was mature for my age. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #66

I mistook stationary barrels of hay for a herd of deer. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #65

Strange but true things happen in my house. Today my mother and I danced to that classic hit from the Rocky soundtrack, "Eye of the Tiger." Stallone would've been proud...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #64

For New Years this year we had an eighties party. Yep, that's right. Everyone went to all the thrift stores in town and found the craziest eighties outfits they could find. It was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my whole life. While I was looking around at the stone washed tight rolled jeans, the high hair, the leg warmers, the shoulder pads, and the mohawks I had one thought rolling through my mind: People actually dressed like this for an entire decade...that's dumb.