dumb stuff #20

Being told that your zipper is down, feeling foolish, checking your zipper only to find that it was never down in the first place...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #19

I didn't know getting an ultrasound meant being tickled for 20 minutes...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #18

The other day I drove by a tire swing that was resting on the ground...just think about it...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #17

Every day for the past two months I've had the same lunch and every day for the past two months I've complained that I eat the same lunch every day. I'm home now, I can eat anything I want to and the only thing I want to eat is that same wrap I've been eating every day for the past two months...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #16

There's a rat downstairs, my roomie is watching Forest Gump, and I'm scared...that's dumb.

dumb Stuff #15

I've heard that listening to music such as Mozart or Beethoven can make you work more effeciently. The other day I tried that while writing a paper, eventually I found that I work best while listening to really old country music...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #14

All my life I've thought that peculiar had two i's in it. Finally, today after spell check had corrected me for the hundredth time I figured it out...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #13

I'm at subway, the sub is made...she's wrapping it up, "Is that for here or to go?" I answered, "For here." Of course she then continues to wrap the sub, then she wraps it again in another peice of sub wrapping paper and puts in on a tray and hands it to me. Three seconds later I sat down and unrolled my sub...two times...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #12

Tonight I started yelling. I realized I hadn't yelled in months. It was fun for me...
that's dumb.

dumb stuff #11

My roomate is trying to get me to eat a meal on the go bar...spaghetti and meatballs in a wrapper...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #10

I gave myself five dollors to last breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The amazing thing is, I had change left over. Now I realize I spent almost a third of that money on the vending machine...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #9

Paula Abdul judges people singing on national television...I actually watched it...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #8

I actually thought about writing a serious entry...that's dumb.