dumb stuff #45

Rushing, worrying, searching frantically for your keys, whipping them out, going to unlock the door and then realizing that the door is ajar. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #44

I have been pre-selected for a homeowners loan. I don't own a home. It took me way too long to spell the word selected . . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #43

So I was babysitting the other day. The youngest put her sunglasses on me. The oldest looked at me and said, "You look beautiful Nicki, you look like a librarian." Single men of the world unite. For all those guys who openly admit they are looking for a wife, look no more. Turn in those overdue books and get a new library card. There's only one catch though, you have to like girls that wear glasses. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #42

"What I did on my summer vacation"
-by nic b

I had a gig in Rochester, it was good. I went to a few bonfires, they were fun. I worked at Sears, my training was pointless and I learned nothing. I baby sat the two coolest girls in Watertown, my best friend is a great mom. I organized a worship concert at my church where I spoke about living thankful, I love being used by God. I took off on a crazy road trip with friends who I miss already, I'm closer to Jesus for knowing them. Last night, I had a gig in Clayton. In between playing Jimmy Buffet and a rousing rendition of "I shot the sheriff," the best thing about that gig is that we did not play "Jeremiah was a Bullfrog." All together now kids . . .that's dumb.

dumb stuff #41

I made the drop off, if you will. It seemed impossible but it actually worked. I've been trying to write something intelligent but I think more sleep for that. Until my motor skills and brain waves return I will leave you with this: Going through the toll that costed 65 cents, I gave the toll booth lady a quarter and a dime and I actually believed that I gave her the correct change. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #40

So I've made a decision. With all the screaming children, the nasty old ladies that complain about deceitful price signs(dont' worry, if you can read you should be fine), the fighting spouses, and the angry managers, it would appear that I am the softer side of Sears. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #39

Ok, so the other day I got really excited about something and without thinking, these are the words that came out of my mouth(thankfully I was alone), "Snap, Diggity Dog!" You would think after saying something like that I would remember what it was that I was excited about but the scary thing is,I have no idea. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #38

Who's with me? It's not just the litter, it's whole concept. Having a cat, teaching it to poo inside in this box so it can be covered up with rocks . . . that's dumb.