dumb stuff #60

I've looked all day for grad schools. I found nothing. Later, I thought I'd try looking at Christian grad schools...that was how I spent my night. Unfortunately, I have no desire to conduct my arms off, play my hands away, or study theory and history till I have vast amounts of useless information...oh yeah and it's little to late to just pick up composing. These are my options! Apparantly this is music in the graduate world. I'm starting to consider getting a masters degree in sitting, eating, or maybe playing air drums. I think I'm best at eating...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #59

While I was sitting in church yesterday I noticed that the girl next to me had a very pretty blanket over her lap, then I realized it was her skirt...that's dumb

***please note that it took four tries to spell the word skirt: scurt, scirt, skurt, then skirt. Spellers like me don't come around much, we have tobe special ordered.

dumb stuff #58

Ah yes, the keys. It would seem that some sort of radar or magnetic device might be my only hope when it comes to my keys. I lose them, not just once in a while, but once a day. Sometimes twice a day, like this past Tuesday. Not only do I misplace them, I lock them in my car. I usually find it quite hard to get into a locked car when I don't have keys...ya know, as a general rule. Since May I've locked my keys in my car four times but this last time takes the cake. On a day when I'm dealin with a full deck of cards I might have thought to take the keys out of the ignition when I parked the car to go inside. Let's just say I shouldn't play fifty-two pick up...that's dumb.