Dumb stuff #90

I meant to say: "George can play bass." What I actually said: "He can play George."

Yeah, that's right. I play a mean George...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #89

My bro is dropping me off in potsdam Friday. My transportation is a bike. Call if you like. If you don't like, don't call. I am also delighted to tell you all that the highlight of my summer has been that my lip did NOT turn green as the dentist predicted...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #88

***don't be alarmed by this post. I'm going to be fine : )

So there I was. Playing softball with some friends. I thought everything was great, little did I know, I should have just stayed in bed. My buddy, who's arm is much like that of a cannon, threw the ball to me from left field. Unfortunately, I had forgotten my cat-like reflexes at home and was not prepared to receive the ball on such a bad hop at 345 mph. Let's just say that I spent three hours in the ermergency room, my lip is now the size of Texas, and that my teeth are not exactly where they should be. Let's just say I caught the ball with my mouth, not my glove...that's dumb.