dumb stuff #87

My conversation with my dad last night:

dad: "Is that your legs or are you wearing white socks?"

me: "Um, it's just my legs...are they that bad?"

dad: "You might wanna get a little sun on those, I thought you wearing white hose on your legs."

If you hear me talking about my pearly whites, I'm not referring to my teeth...that' s dumb.

dumb stuff #86

The other day I bought my lunch around 1:00. Five hours later, I noticed that I still had my money in my pocket. I stole my lunch...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #85

When you put your shoes on, BEFORE your pants...that's dumb.