dumb stuff #50

Fifty of these babies, and the hits just keep on comin.

I poked my eye out because I opened my umbrella in front of my face...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #49

Last night the back pain was excruciating. Whenever I have back pain I take 4 Ibuprofen pills (my nurse friend says this is safe) - it's the only thing that cures it. So I find the bottle and I swallow away. Later that night as I was going to bed I found the bottle...they were lactaid pills. Ah yes, the back is still there but I can have all the milk I want for the next few days...that's dumb.

dumb stuff #48

Last night I seriously considered washing my hair with Gerber's baby wash . . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #47

This afternoon I attempted to go to the bathroom. I went towards the door marked, Women thinking, "Ah yes, I remember this bathroom being here last semester." As I pushed open the door I was stopped by a mop bucket and a room filled with cleaning supplies. For some reason this was not a bathroom, it was a janitor's closet. Apparently cleaning supplies need to be stored gender specifically. . . that's dumb.

dumb stuff #46

Yesterday I forgot to go to my class. I was doing my homework and lost track of time. I was doing the homework for that class. . . that's dumb.